I've got a couple million dollar ideas, which you may steal if you wish. First is Steakables, which I believe needs no explanation. Second is Botox-infused facial moisturizer.
But innovators are a persecuted lot. Just ask Charlotte Waugh, who may face prosecution just because the cute addition to her gift basket line—an addition she dubs "nasty" baskets—may be a health hazard. According to the Telegraph:
"A "nasty" box could bear a message to the recipient saying "You Are A S***" and contain a vacuum-packed cow pat.
[But according to Waugh,] the droppings get vacuum-packed before they go in the box and it's all 100 per cent natural. It's a great, unusual present that I'm sure will be popular with a lot of people with a sense of humour."