Or John Smith

I must be getting old if I am about to post what I am about to post, but: I do not understand why story about the Facebook couple with the same name getting married is hyperlinked from every on-line news outlet in the country. What ache in America's soul is this contrived coincidence salving?

If their names were both Tevinia DeVillainous Orange Striated Sherbert the IIIrd, I could see some newsworthiness, but Kelly? Really?