Lunch

Despite its Yelp rating of only 3.5 out of 5 stars, I was greatly enjoying my shiskabob when a tense conversation at the next table insinuated itself over my way.

She: My desktop is at home, so I'm working at home rather than my office that I'm still paying for.
He: Move the desktop to your office.
She: Can't.
He: Why?
She: It's complicated.
He: It's not complicated. It's a computer.
She: It is complicated. The cords.
He: What are you talking about, the cords?
She: There are so many.
He: What?
She: The computer, the fax...
He: That's nothing. It's easy to move a computer.
She: No. There are so many cords.
He: People move computers all the time.
She: It's too complicated.
He: I will do it for you! It's easy.
She: No.